Bad Napkin Art

Mmmm… mouse cookies.

I never did figure out why they surgically implanted the cat into Grampa’s chest.

And I think I never will.

But if I do, you’ll hear about it here.

I made fun of him instead.

Or her.  Death could be a her.

Fuck, probably is.

This is why the Sasquatch race stay hidden.  Nobody would take them seriously if they tried to get real jobs, especially among the academia.

This is why I fight for [...] Continue Reading…

I like cats just enough to think that this would be a mean thing to do to a cat.

I hate them just enough to still find it funny.

Comic Boook was a comic I did while working at On-Line Communications. It was meant to be an epic, like my own Cerberus the Aardvark. Instead, [...] Continue Reading…

In which Gary Coleman discovers that he is just a small twig on the family tree.

Lucas blocked it.

The Gary Coleman footage never actually appeared in the film.  It had to be cut, because three seconds in, C-3PO started to hack at the R2-D2 costume [...] Continue Reading…

It’s Gary Coleman week at the BNA gallery.

I once had it in for Gary Coleman. He knows why. For a while, I drew plenty on plenty of [...] Continue Reading…

Don’t let your kids see this one, or else you’ll never be able to have ‘the talk’